SYSTEM DEPLOYED

Wake Up Or
Get Roasted.

The AI Alarm Clock that refuses to let you fail. No gentle chimes. No snooze loops. Just harsh reality and brutal discipline.

The Arsenal

Dead Man's Switch

Hold the button until your mind clears. Drop it early, and face the immediate consequences of your weakness.

Brutal AI Voices

Select your enforcer. They will generate custom roasts based on your failures to ensure you never sleep in again.

Wall of Shame

Your Snooze count and failures are permanently logged. Accountability is forced, not requested.

PRO EXCLUSIVE

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System Malfunction

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Privacy Protocol

Last Updated: April 28, 2026

1. Intelligence Gathering

Roast Alarm operates on minimal intel. We collect only what is necessary to humiliate you out of bed, including alarm schedules and your failure logs (snooze history).

2. Data Deployment

Your audio analytics and roast histories are strictly used within the internal system to generate accurate AI insults. We do not sell your weaknesses to third-party ad networks.

3. Contact Command

For data erasure requests, submit a ticket via the Support channel.

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